"Who is as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike? Who is slower than a snail with a limp? Who is one egg short of an omelette? Who can fill an encyclopedia with everything that they don't know? Who is the least likely candidate for human cloning? Who is on the road to nowhere? Who fell off the tree of knowledge? Who never met a wrong answer they didn't like? Who isn't firing on all pistons? Who is the poster child for incompetence?" ................... "You are the weakest link...........Goodbye".
- Anne Robinson -
Now for some links that aren't weak, so check them out!
(Just click on any of the links below and enjoy)
www.youtube.com/loveleajubbly.........(You can find more videos of Adam here)
www.croontunes.co.uk ......................................................(The band Adam's in)
www.leannefaulkner.co.uk .................................(Outstanding actress, darlings)
www.rosyapples.com ...............................................(Sexy, sassy burlesque act)
www.cultstatus.org.uk ................................................(Top notch music teacher)
www.wix.com/nicolestarling/nicolestarling .........................(Wonderful dancer)
www.mattjamesphotography.co.uk ..............................(Amazing photographer)
www.jiveaces.com ........................................(The UK's No.1 Jive & Swing Band)
www.fiftiesweb.com ........................(Cool fat city to learn 50's jive talk, daddy-O)
www.imdb.com ...........................................(We spend way too much time on here)
www.ebay.co.uk ......................................(We also spend way too much money on here)
www.adamhoffman.co.uk ....(This site has everything, even a link to its own site)
www.facebook.com/keepcalmandbookus ....(Did I mention our like page, go like it!)
(If you would like to share a link on this website please contact Adam, a reciprocal link would be required......................share the love)
Adam Hoffman (Professionally keeping the world entertained since 1993)