Keep Calm and Book Us

Please grab yourself a drink and a snack, sit back and have a read through this post and if you or someone you know is after any entertainment please let us know or pass this information on.

Adam & Leanne are an established husband and wife entertainment duo based in Kent, but can and do travel all over to perform.

We specialise in a wide variety of entertainment and have been doing this for 16 years as a double act. Leanne has been professionally performing for 20 years and Adam for 33 years.

As some proof of our reputation, we have had many residences in various tourist attractions & Big Events - The Hop Farm for 20 Years, Dartford Light Switch On for 20 Years, The War & Peace Show for 20 Years, Chatham Dockyard for 16 Years, The Orchard Shopping Centre for 12 Years, Ramsey Camp for 10 Years, Millbrook Garden Centre for 10 Years, Bromley Light Switch On for 9 Years, Kent & East Sussex Railway for 8 Years, Nizels Golf Course for 6 Years, Kent Life for 5 Years, Groombridge Place for 3 Years, Twinwood Festival for 3 Years, Retro Festival for 3 Years and Diggerland for 2 Years.

We have also entertained at countless other Events, Hotels, Restaurants, Theatres and many other Venues all over Kent and the UK not to mention the plethora of private and corporate bookings as well.

The good thing about booking us, other than the fact we are fabulous entertainers, is we are not an agency which keeps the cost down. Because we offer so much you’d not have to book loads of different acts, so less hassle when planning what you want, and by booking us you’d be supporting a small business.

Please note we are also both Actors, Voice Over Artists, Writers and can play a few instruments as well. We also both drive.

Entertainment For The Children/Family

Magic Shows - We have at least 16 different 30min magic shows covering different themes and can do longer magic shows if needed. Our family magic shows are funny, engaging, interactive with lots of wow factor magic. Even adults enjoy these shows.

Balloon Modelling - We make many different types of fabulously fun balloon models. This can be done in conjunction with other entertainment, as a walkabout act or as a workshop.

Party Dances - We have an extensive range of themed and classic party dances which really gets the audience involved.

Games - We offer a variety of fun party games and outside lawn games, all with prizes! We can also provide games for grown ups.

Discos - Funky Discos with a full DJ rig including lighting and top range, professional equipment. We even have many themed Disco sets as well. Our Discos are extremely lively, interactive and can also include games, dance competitions, musical instrument surprises and smoke & bubble machines as well.

Costume Characters - We have lots of fantastic, larger than life costume characters and giant inflatable costume characters as well. These are perfect for photo opportunities, customer interaction and walkabout entertainment.

Face Painting & Glitter Tattoos - We offer a full range of popular designs, using professional, cruelty-free materials.

Puppet Shows - We currently have six original comedy Puppet Story Time shows. They are silly retellings of well-known classics. For instance, our Three Little Pigs show has five pigs and they’re all rappers! Think, The Play That Goes Wrong but in puppet form.

Workshops - We offer lots of workshops which are good hands-on fun and learning. They can all include items for them to take home. We do the following workshops - Magic 101, Balloon Modelling Master Class, Circus Skills Training and Make Some Noise Percussion Workshop.

Stilt Walking - Fantastic 8-9ft tall, stand out stilt walking. Perfect for meet & greet, mix & mingle and photo opportunities.

Meet & Greet Characters - We off a range of fabulously fun characters, all very entertaining, engaging and interactive, plenty of laughs and smiles to be had.

Entertainment For The Adults

Pub Quizzes - We offer the perfect Pub Quizzes! 10 or 12 Rounds plus a photo round; five questions per round which makes it more interesting; unusual rounds that you’ll never see anywhere else alongside your standard Pub Quiz subjects. We personally write all of our quizzes ourselves and have done for over 10 years. You will never find a pair of Quiz Masters that are this entertaining and we can even provide half time entertainment as well!

Close Up Magic Prestidigitation (fancy word for slight of hand!) at its finest. Magic that will captivate and wow the audiences. Great magic that packs small but plays big and leaves people thinking, “How on earth did he do that?”

DJ - Professional DJ, keeping the mood just right for any occasion! We have a professional, high quality DJ set up, including lighting and we know how to keep the party atmosphere going strong!

Crooner Singing - Singing classic songs to set a great vibe. Brilliant tunes from the 30s to the 60s, Big Band, Rat Pack, Swing, Jive, Jazz and more toe-tappingly good music that’s all presented with plenty of audience interaction, comedy and a couple of fun unusual instruments thrown in for good measure.

Fire Performing - High impact, wow factor fire performing, lots of different skills and props including fire breathing! Set routines to music or freestyle!

Hosts - We are your Hosts with the most and then some! Be it an awards ceremony, charity evening, festival, arena, charity auction, stage compères, competitions, special shows, fetes, fayres, galas, grand openings and a whole host of other occasions where you need professional, experienced Hosts look no further, we’ve got just the right chat to keep people engaged and listening.

Magic Of The Musicals Singer - Singing lots of show-stopping musical classics from stage and screen with plenty of wit, charm and great vocals. After this you’ll want to go to the West End and take in a show.

Burlesque - Deliciously tasteful, interactive, fun, flirty and always thoroughly entertaining - the amazing Rosy Apples (Leanne’s burlesque persona)

The Comedy Bouncers - “Your name’s not down, you’re still coming in”, but not before you encountered The Comedy Bouncers with plenty of banter, laughs and shenanigans. So much fun you’ll want to go back outside just so you can come in again! If it’s a private party then you can give us the names of the guests and any information you want about them to add extra embarrassment!

A Good Old Cockney Knees Up! - Cor Blimey Governor! Get yourself down to your local (Rub-a-dub (Pub) grab a couple of Britney Spears (Beers) and strap yourself in for a good old fashioned Cockney Knees Up! Your Cheeky South East London Chappy (Adam) will regale you with old funny and saucy jokes, songs that won the war and smash out some fantastic musical accompaniment on the spoons, washboard and even the kazoo! You’ll be singing and dancing along in no time. You can even have this as a duo with us as Pearly King & Queen (we’ve even been given permission from two real Pearlies to do this) A mix of singing, dancing and instruments, teaching you a bit about the history of Pearlies and even teach you plenty of Cockney Rhyming Slang as well. Then Rosy Apples can even delight you with a Pearly Queen, British Beauty burlesque routine or two.

Adult Balloon Modelling - I don’t think this needs any more explaining! But if it does, think rude balloon hats and cheeky designs… Or just innocent balloons for grown up kids.

Coco The Clown - Disgusting, creepy, rude, devious and very scary - the perfect comedy interactive scare character! He can also come with a clown sidekick or even a creepy dead girl and more! Perfect for Halloween frights!

Party Nights - We can provide a full evening of entertainment! From the moment your guests arrive we can meet & greet them and then entertain them throughout the evening, right up until they leave. Our Christmas Party Night packages are a particularly big wow factor and they are like no other party night package that you’ll ever see.

Cabaret - We can put on spectacular full cabaret evenings with just the two of us or for a longer show we can bring along as many other specialty acts as you like. If it’s an evening of variety you’re after then we can produce a tremendous show.

Our Extended Entertainment Family

Because of what we do and how long we’ve been doing this, we have met and worked with a plethora of fantastic performers over the years and many of which have stayed close friends with us. For many big events, festivals, council shows, town light switch ons etc we’ve been booked and asked to also provide lots of other entertainers as well. Some times just a few extra and often up to 15+ staff have been booked through us. Unlike agency’s we don’t add huge extra fees on top of their prices, we do it because we love working alongside them and want to make the event the best experience possible for the audience and the clients. Prime examples of where our team has come into play are for Halloween, Christmas (yes we even have 4 fantastic Father Christmases & a Mother Christmas as well), Festivals, Council Events and Town Light Switch On’s as well. We have great references for these big events if needed.

So whatever the occasion, whatever the event, we’ve got it covered.

All you need to do is just…

Keep Calm And Book Us

Any questions just ask, thanks for taking the time to read this and we look forward to hearing from you soon,

Adam & Leanne